Serial Killers and I: BTK

Its time for serial killers and I!!!! By all means continue this lovely discussion on religion, this is just one of those weekly diversions briefly off topic. It was cold when we arrived in Witchita, that once happy place which had gone gloomy after Dennis Rader started his 'activites'. Grant and I walked through the double barred doors which led into the holding cells. Grant was excited and so was I, we had never seen a man quite like Rader. 'Dennis the Menace' we called him. The families of the victims were very upset with our visit, they didnt believe that Rader should have any visitors, but we were determined to talk to him. As we entered the cell we were somewhat disapointed by what was before us: a man who wasnt remarkable at all, but was merely old and wasted by the long hours of interrogation and the stress of capture. When we were all settled down we posed the first question: "What was it Mr. Rader, what was it that set you off?" He just stared at us at first, but then slowly, the words began to come forth. "I dont know why I did it, I couldnt control my sexual impulses. That's what really drove me to the brink and made me do those things, I just wish the victims families would find it in the hearts to some day forgive me." We looked at him with awe and dismay, the man clearly had no idea what he was really saying. One more time we asked him: "What was it?" He seemed confused and almost flustered by the question. "I dont know what you mean." He blurted out "What better answer is there than that?" I looked at Grant and exchanged a nod, we both leaped on Rader and held him down. I pinned him while Grant pulled out a syringe and jabbed it into Rader's leg, Rader quickly eased up and started to foam at the mouth. A huge smile appeared on his face and he was stroking my hair as I held him down. I quickly moved away as Rader lapsed into a deep sleep. Rader hadnt been very satisfactory in answering our questions so we figured we ought to give him some incentive for next time. When he woke up, it was in the company of several men, all of whom took an immediate interest in him. The last thing we heard from him when we were leaving the compound was a loud "Nooooooo!!!". Dennis Rader, or "Dennis the Bitch" as we now call him, got what was coming to him. He's now part of the general population, and is surrounded by other prisoners who are only to happy to have him in their company. Stay tuned for the next edition of Serial Killers and I, and Grant's Adolf and I next Monday.