I got the sonovabitch... the look on his face was priceless. My dear bathroom mate has learned that it is unwise to turn his back to my door when he takes a piss. How did this happen? Quite simply, I was with a freind of mine sitting in the room when we heard the other bathroom door open. We immediatly rushed over to the door. I asked her to take a peek to make sure that he was in a good position and when she did this he immediatly exclaimed "Who's peeking on me?" She then swung the door open and I went in with a huge bucket full of water. He had the face of man who sees his doom coming but can do nothing to prevent it, so does nothing. I soaked him from head to toe and then he turned his head towards me, and said "You dont know whats fuckin comin" I then closed the door and we had a good laugh. I've upped the bar in this game. I talked to him this morning about it and he was nonchalant, saying "its just water, but I'm gonna get you" So today I assume that when I'm on the crapper I can expect a good dousing. To prepare for this, I've decided to go in my swimming trunks so that it will make little difference when I get wet. I have another plan for him after he does his thing, he wont see this one coming. This game is so extreme that we've both taken to pissing in bottles instead of the toilet because we wont take the chance that the other one will soak us. This is a total war.