Badass Villains:
Today's Badass: Ursula from the Little Mermaid, click below for an image of this crazy bitch
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What makes her so Badass: Ursula is unlike any other Disney villain I've ever seen, because unlike the others, she is literally terrifying. She inspires fear with not only her monstrous appearance and her maniacal grin, but also because of her personality. She is cruel, manipulative, callous, and utterly self-serving. She seduces poor little Ariel (or the Little Mermaid for those of you who dont know her) to give up her voice so that she can be a human and try to get a kiss from her one true love. But Ursula wasnt motivated by any humanitarian feelings, fuck no, she's using Ariel because Ariel's father, King Triton, is apparently her arch-nemesis and she wants nothing more than to overthrow him. Ursula does everything she can to make Ariel's task of getting her man difficult. She uses her two ghoulish eels, Flotsam and Jetsam, to wreak havoc if it looks like Ariel and Derek (the guy she likes) are falling for one another. About Ursula's past we know very little, apparently she was cast out of Triton's kingdom for being a nasty and a witch on top of that. She was left to rot in some dejected crag of the sea, and she has to fume over Triton banishing her on top of that. This makes her one very pissed off bitch. When she finally does get her way and Triton is overthrown, she gets all the power she ever wanted, and becomes even bigger and uglier than she ever was. And then you know what happens? She gets impaled by Derek's ship, thats right, all that work for nothing. She went out gansta style with the sharp bow of a ship through her belly. She was ruthless to the very end and on a scale of Badass, I give this Sea Witch an 8/10.
http://www.disneyanaexchange.com/Photobin/WZZ-Ursula.jpg
What makes her so Badass: Ursula is unlike any other Disney villain I've ever seen, because unlike the others, she is literally terrifying. She inspires fear with not only her monstrous appearance and her maniacal grin, but also because of her personality. She is cruel, manipulative, callous, and utterly self-serving. She seduces poor little Ariel (or the Little Mermaid for those of you who dont know her) to give up her voice so that she can be a human and try to get a kiss from her one true love. But Ursula wasnt motivated by any humanitarian feelings, fuck no, she's using Ariel because Ariel's father, King Triton, is apparently her arch-nemesis and she wants nothing more than to overthrow him. Ursula does everything she can to make Ariel's task of getting her man difficult. She uses her two ghoulish eels, Flotsam and Jetsam, to wreak havoc if it looks like Ariel and Derek (the guy she likes) are falling for one another. About Ursula's past we know very little, apparently she was cast out of Triton's kingdom for being a nasty and a witch on top of that. She was left to rot in some dejected crag of the sea, and she has to fume over Triton banishing her on top of that. This makes her one very pissed off bitch. When she finally does get her way and Triton is overthrown, she gets all the power she ever wanted, and becomes even bigger and uglier than she ever was. And then you know what happens? She gets impaled by Derek's ship, thats right, all that work for nothing. She went out gansta style with the sharp bow of a ship through her belly. She was ruthless to the very end and on a scale of Badass, I give this Sea Witch an 8/10.
posted by david at 9:39 PM
4 Comments:
Ok David, you have to admit that the Nightmare King from Little Nemo: the giant octopus-like black blob/satantic devil is pretty damn scary... especially if you first saw him at the age of 6 like I did.
hahaha.. i like this one.
ursula's like every other bitch. manipulative and nasty, like a "mean girl"!
another Disney villain eh? hm.. that's hard.. usually they're just stupid, jealous people out to be stupid. this one's just a raving lunatic..
i think i'm gonna put some thought into this lol..
Jon, I'm gonna do some justice to the Nightmare King, cause I thought he was pretty scary too. Kay, do you think Jafar is Badass enough to go up here?
jafar... he's pretty badass. he's just as manipulative, except not as scary as ursula. but he's up there!
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