Frosh Weeeek

Taking a cue from Jonny Boy I decided I should post my Frosh Week on this piss hole. It started off reasonably, with everybody just settling in and meeting eachother, then came the big rallies in the gym. Everybody has a colour team and they chear like biiiitches. So they had this thing going where everyone in one team would jump up and down and yell "YES YES YES WE DO WEVE GOT SPIRIT HOW BOUT U!!?" and point to another team which had to say the same thing quickly and throw it at another team like a chain until one team didnt have enough people doing it in which case every other team would yell "WE GOT THE BOAT WE GOT THE BOAT!!" anyways after that we had anouncements and went back to our rooms and did stuff. NOW, the next morning our Ice Breakers came. The girls gave a knock on the door and asked us to wake up. If this didnt happen. a minute later the guys would come and literally kick the fuckin door ti'll it looked like they were gonna kick it down. One breaker actually sat down on the floor and started kicking a guys door until it looked about ready to come off its hinges. Our group was pretty co-operative but some people just liked to go off and do their own thing. There was a talent show and a thing were they had a Price is Right competition with a substitute Bob Barker. On the weekend was when the reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal fun began. we had to do a fundraiser for cystic fibrosis. We went to a Canadian Tire and spent the whoooooole day there. We had to shine shoes, cars, anything for some money. Eventually we put this little guy named Jeff, who looks like hes twelve, into a shopping cart and turned it over. We made a sign saying we needed to raise 200 bucks for cystic fibrosis before he could get out. We raised a fair bit of money doin that. The time when we raised the most money was when we went right into the hall of the Canadian Tire and cheered on people when they donated. People like to be the centre of attention and donated to be cheered for. One guy gave me a penny and walked away laughing when he did it. I found it funniest when our icebreaker, Steve-O, would aks for money and get rejected practically every time, they looked at him like he was a homeless bum and I just couldnt help laughing with him every time someone just walked by without even looking at him. Our group of nine raised about 1,200 bucks and that was mostly due to my skills of attracting customers cause i'm so damn attractive and sexy. The school in all rasied about 157,000 bucks and this will help hopefully to find a cure.