An Intervention For My Friend, David Smith

David, when I was first invited to your blogger via an e-mail proclaiming "Come Reveal Your Darkest Sexual Fantasies" I deleted it, falsely believing it to be porn. However, my pornography addiction got the best of me, and I decided to open the e-mail When I first visited I was initially disappointed in the lack of porn. However, a new sensation overcame me when I began reading your anti-religious diatribes. I believed that I had stumbled upon some sort of far-right message board, and I signed-up enthusiastically. That being said, after enjoying your, and a centre-of-right poster calling himself "Grant" 's posts I noticed that the attitude being taken upon by many of your other regulars was that of a filthy, left-wing, liberal nut.

I saw you falter occasionally to the left David, however I always held out a faith that you would see the light guiding you home to your true feelings, here on the right side of the political spectrum. Recently however, I have become increasingly disenchanted by your posts, which seem to be cow-towing to the expectations of the far-left, led by an outspoken young communist calling herself only "Kay**".

To get to the point David, your most recent post, entitled simply "George Bush" offends my modesty. This rant against the President hit close to home, because its was obviously biased and unresearched. Particularly offensive was your story of an Iraqi family having their dinner disturbed by American troops. Please refer to my comment left on your original post to see the full extent to which it offended me. But now David, I would like to question which news source you heard this story from. Please humour me and provide me with the sources, a simple URL would suffice.

David, it would not be out of the scope of my imagination that the sources are currently not available to you, if they were ever available for that matter. Is it not convenient that the stories coming out of the left-wing never have sources to back them up, beyond the scuttlebut overheard in conversation between 'Tim', 'Jenny' and 'Sarah' at the local hemp shop? The 'facts' of the left-wing are more comparable to folk-tales and urban legends passed on from person to person, than to actual facts.

Remember back to your story of the disturbed Iraqi dinner, and the striking similarly to any contemporary urban legend. Did you hear this 'fact' from a friend of a friend or a reliable source? Just like the urban legend, I bet it was the friend of a friend.

But ask yourself, are they really your friends, David? If so, how come some of your 'top-mates' from the left, such as Mr. Michael Moore, have been shunned by even the Democratic Party for ruining their chance at actually winning an election? Propaganda is everywhere in the media today, and no one uses more than the left-wing. The left has been feeding you propaganda that the right has been feeding you propaganda, but this is simply propaganda. Propaganda. Propaganda. Propaganda. Now that you have the word ingrained into your mind, look closer for it the next time you flip by CNN (Communist National News), open your Toronto Star, or read a post by poster "Kay**".

Liberalism is a drug, David. Sure, you were suckered in for 'just this once', but once the drug has taken a toll on you there is no escape. Liberalism, much like marijuana, is a gateway drug, leading on to even more radical ideas such as Socialism and Communism, and soon David, if you are not cured of your current 'Liberalism Fixation' you will find yourself poor and broken, dancing in a gutter somewhere, just to earn enough spare change to purchase your monthly copy of the Socialist Review. Beware David, beware.