Saturday, December 31, 2005

Well, a few days ago I saw that wonderful movie King Kong, or King Dong as some have called it, and I must say that I was touched. I felt so sorry f0r the big guy, but hey, who wouldnt, the movie was made to make you feel sorry for him. Its a shame the way he lived, I wont spoil it for anyone who hasnt seen it...on the second thought, fuck that, ahead lie spoilers so all those who dont want it ruined shouldnt read ahead. I thought that the way he lived looked like he had been living alone for an aweful long time. And then this girl comes along and brightens up his day and who wouldnt wanna let her go? I know I wouldnt. It seems that the old ape has a taste for blondes. When he was tangling with the three T-Rex's I was thinking that maybe another point of the movie was to show that King Kong is in many ways like us, I mean, he seems to be the only really intellgent being on the whole island. Throughout the movie I developed a loathing for Jack Black and his character altogether. The man did an ok job acting wise but his character deserved to be punched in the gut until his intestines lay splayed before him. He gets the wise idea of capturing King Kong and using the girl as bait. Of course, if Adrien Brody had been such a brave little sonovabitch, they never would have found the girl in the first place. When they take the King to New York and put him on display, I think at that moment I developed a genuine revulsion for humanity. My favorite part of the movie was when he escapes his chains and eventually finds a frozen pond and starts sliding happily around it with his little girlfreind. It was a surreal moment which was sadly cut short by a bunch of faggots in army uniform. When the movie ended, what can I say, I was filled with a homicidal rage and felt I could have taken out a gun in the theatre and shot the people sitting in front of me. Those are the kinds of emotions this movie brought out. Once again we can see how whenever humans interfere in something that is better left alone, not only is it often for selfish reasons, Jack Black wanted to make millions by capturing Kong and putting him on display, but it also just fucks shit up, The King dies a tragic death, although I think it was a bit much and almost unessesary to have him boldly resist to the end. Each time he got shot and looked like he was going limp he would stand up again and beat his chest as though he had some kind of personal pride that he had to defend, I doubt that any real animal would do that, but then again King Kong is no normal ape so I guess it works.

16 Comments:

Blogger JW said...

Hwa! Did you see Naomi Watts in that movie?! HOT!!!!!!!!!! You know I'm right.

1:31 PM  
Blogger david said...

I wont deny it, but in the end, shes not Lucy Liu my freind

7:29 PM  
Blogger JW said...

Damn right she's not. Lucy Liu's got nothing on Naomi Watts! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!1ONE

8:23 PM  
Blogger JW said...

You were also supposed to call back like you said you would by the way. Omair wanted to know if we were still free tonight and I told him I couldn't reach you and that you were supposed to call... but didn't.

8:26 PM  
Blogger david said...

yes things got complicated. Lets just say New Years was a bundle of activity, but I didnt find New Years to be all that good.

5:42 PM  
Blogger JW said...

Doesn't matter. You still had an obligation to call back if you said you would, even if it was just to tell us that you were busy.

7:57 PM  
Blogger david said...

lol, jon you know me better than that, you know that I have a tendency of not fitting my obligations in stone.

7:57 PM  
Blogger JW said...

which is WRONG. David, this isn't funny. Maybe the first 10 times it was but man alive, you're legally an adult. It's time to start taking some responsibility. Unless you had no desire to see Omair and myself during the holidays and if that were so, I'd rather you told me instead of saying you'd call back when you had no intention of doing so.

11:13 PM  
Blogger david said...

Jon, I think perhaps your taking this just a little too seriously. I did want to see you and Omair but I just got bogged down and forgot to call. I really wasnt around a whole lot anyways because we had all these things we had to do.

11:21 AM  
Blogger JW said...

I am taking this as seriously as I need to to get a point across to you. Maybe it's because you can't seem to take anything seriously that I'm having a hard time. Like I said, it wouldn't have mattered if this was the first time, the second time, the third time, even the 10th or 15th time this happened. You NEVER remember to call and if you know that, then you either can't keep saying "I'll call you back" or you have to find ways to change your habit.

5:23 PM  
Blogger JW said...

And even if you weren't around a whole lot, you should have called back and said you weren't available to do something. That way we at least get the sense that you care. It's about being responsible.

5:26 PM  
Blogger david said...

well, either way, its obvious that changing this so called habit of mine will take a lot of work. but hey, I'm a hard workin guy so I'm up for the challenge.

6:10 PM  
Blogger david said...

we've got ourselves a little mini debate in here

6:12 PM  
Blogger MsKarenAu said...

holy shit jon's pissed lol...

btw, i didn't like king kong. at all. and i can't tell whether or not you were being sarcastic about saying it was a good movie at the beginning of your post lol..

10:55 PM  
Blogger david said...

I thought it was an excellent movie, in fact, it was so good, I had an orgasm during it.

11:49 AM  
Blogger JW said...

Orgasmic indeed. Like I said, Naomi Watts?! Hot!!!!!!! But then, you are a girl so I guess that doesn't count for much.

6:30 PM  

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