BULLLLLLLLSHIIIIITTT.... very nice, very nice indeed. I wonder what a fuck would say about fucking? Who knows. In any case. I think that the first thing that we should do is go right ahead and think what it is that I should get my sister for her birthday. Hows about a car? No, hows about a necklace? Nah, hows about an inflatable captain pecker? Hell no. We'll see if anything comes to me. Now, first things first. heres another clip of those two crazy guys
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7720839251560849261
I wish I was as insane and in love with myself as they are. In any case. I think its time for a nice little session from Dr. Smith. This is for all you stressed out people who need a little consolation:
Ahem! Now, The first thing you must do is sit back and say to yourself "Why am I stressed?" Theres alot of reasons why, now, using my expert knowledge of psychology which is equivalent to that of a three year old child, I will attempt to help you. Now, just breathe, nice and deep. Now, find the nearest person to you and put your hand on their leg. Now move the hand up their leg until they tell you to make like a tree and fuck off. Now, dont you feel a little better? I thought so. Alright, now, just think to yourself. Am I stressed for a good reason or a stupid reason. If your stressed because one of your close relatives just passed away. This is a good reason, but hey, look up, we all die sometimes, and if your religious then you can at leats beleive that the person went to a better place. Now, if your stressed because you didnt get 90% on the exam and only got 80% and now you feel like throwing yourself off a building. Please, stop reading this and go throw yourself off a building. Now, If your stressed because you think that people are persecuting you and your not the centre of attention and you feel like no one cares, perhaps you should go seek a genuine psychiatrist and then throw yourself off a bulding. Now, stress is a part of life. All we have to do is take it in and let it flow, just let it flow. Go to a happy place and let it flow. Of course you can always go throw yourself off a building.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7720839251560849261
I wish I was as insane and in love with myself as they are. In any case. I think its time for a nice little session from Dr. Smith. This is for all you stressed out people who need a little consolation:
Ahem! Now, The first thing you must do is sit back and say to yourself "Why am I stressed?" Theres alot of reasons why, now, using my expert knowledge of psychology which is equivalent to that of a three year old child, I will attempt to help you. Now, just breathe, nice and deep. Now, find the nearest person to you and put your hand on their leg. Now move the hand up their leg until they tell you to make like a tree and fuck off. Now, dont you feel a little better? I thought so. Alright, now, just think to yourself. Am I stressed for a good reason or a stupid reason. If your stressed because one of your close relatives just passed away. This is a good reason, but hey, look up, we all die sometimes, and if your religious then you can at leats beleive that the person went to a better place. Now, if your stressed because you didnt get 90% on the exam and only got 80% and now you feel like throwing yourself off a building. Please, stop reading this and go throw yourself off a building. Now, If your stressed because you think that people are persecuting you and your not the centre of attention and you feel like no one cares, perhaps you should go seek a genuine psychiatrist and then throw yourself off a bulding. Now, stress is a part of life. All we have to do is take it in and let it flow, just let it flow. Go to a happy place and let it flow. Of course you can always go throw yourself off a building.
posted by david at 3:22 PM
2 Comments:
"make like a tree and fuck off"
hahaha.. that's a nice derivative of a line in Boondock Saints.
"why don't you make like a tree.. and get the FUCK outta here!"
awesomeness. the sarcastic assholeness is so nicely characteristic of maddox. good stuff.
thank you Kay, your simply too kind
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